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Michelle Obama Set To Celebrate July 4th For First Time
Now that she has a reason to be proud of America for the first time in her life, accounts from her friends and neighbors as the 4th of July approaches paint Michelle Obama as a giddy teenager getting ready for her first school dance. “I’ve never seen her like this before,” stated neighbor Madelyn Crownover, “Usually […]
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sports
Vick Speaks On Upcoming SeasonWith the upcoming season fast approaching, Michael Vick tells NationalSquib that he is ready to put all the off-season troubles behind him and make a run at a title.
Apparently dedication is not an issue. While most dog fighting rings don’t start their preseason preparations until early August, Vick and his teammates at Bad Newz […]
entertainment
Not An Iraqi Insurgent, But He Played One On TVThe U.S. military acknowledged Friday that Thursday’s reports of the capture of Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the reputed leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, was a case of mistaken identity. A low level CIA operative speaking on condition of anonymity has revealed that the man US and Iraqi forces happened upon in a cafe in […]
politics
Bush Chastises Reporter At a recent appearance at the National Institutes Of Health, a reporter’s question seemed to touch a nerve with the President. When asked if his low approval rating was a mandate for change regarding his policy in Iraq, Bush gave the reporter a lecture on math.
“Look,” said Bush, “America is a big country […]
opinion
Thank You, Sen. Craig. Thanks A Lot.I crapped in my pants today. In my car. At a red light. Maybe it was a bad karma thing for writing that Joe Paterno article. Or maybe I’ve just been lucky to reach the ripe old age of 35 without ever having lost a major battle to my lower intestines. Whatever the case, I […]
local
Fugitive Murderer Caught After 35 Years Linda Darby, on the run for 35 years after escaping prison for the murder of her husband, has been apprehended in the small town of Pulaski, TN.
It turns out that the not so grieving widow wasn’t so much on the run, but living a quiet, peaceful life in this Tennessee town on the […]
science
NASA Turning Water Into Wine? Not Quite.Not quite as appealing as turning water into wine, the astronauts on the international space station will soon be turning urine into drinking water. With the population of the space station scheduled to double next year to six full time residents, NASA was compelled to develop a means to avoid the costly and troublesome […]
