Dismissed LSU QB Hires Agent
May 4th, 2008 | By NationalSquib | Category: sports
Former LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux has hired an agent after being dismissed from the team for repeated rules violations and brushes with the law. While the exact reason for Perrilloux’s dismissal has not been confirmed, his past transgressions have included investigation of counterfeiting, providing false I.D. to enter a casino, causing a disturbance at a restaurant and numerous missed classes and workouts.
Contacted by phone, agent Gus Felderman said that interest in his client has been very strong and that Perrilloux has narrowed his options down to two offers. “Ryan plans on spending this weekend with his family and hopefully come to a decision by Monday. While time is definitely an issue, he needs to weigh the pros and cons of each offer and come to a sound decision that will be the best for himself and his family. While Burger King has offered him his preference of 2nd shift so he doesn’t have to get up so early, the free meal plan at McDonalds is something that you cannot overlook. He loves the cookies.”
LOVE IT!
As an LSU grad, I can only laugh because it hurts so bad…
As a fellow LSU fan, I say good riddance to the punk.
bama1 - thats b\c you have nothing to love about nick satan and your weak cimson ripple.
I would think he’d prefer Popeye’s chicken.
Its a shame to have all that talent yet no brains
gotigers…..you’re just jealous we have the better coach.
Sorry Bama Fan, we used up Nicky Boy before ya’ll got him….
Man, what a shame Ryan couldnt keep his nose clean for 2 freekin years, unbelievable.
Sorry, but the truth is, he needed to go. Les Miles, as the coach has to enforce dicipline for the whole team, without favoritism. Ryan attempted to take advantage of his tallent, and proved his character needs some work. I wish him well, if he gets his act together, he will be a force to recon with in the NFL.
I agree, Popeye’s seems more his style.
Like others, I say “good riddens”, LSU gave him more chances than a cat with 9 lives…..it should have been canned long ago……waste of talent…..let’s face it, when (or should I say if) he makes it to the pro’s, he’ll be in even more trouble than anyone could imagine….money might buy him some jail time….
Amazing that a “used up” Nick Saban just brought in the nation’s #1 recruiting class.
It will be so nice to beat Bama once again this year. That never gets old. How many in a row will that be? I have seem to lost count.
GT, you slimey swamp rats do seem to have trouble counting, don’t you?
Bwahhhahahahahahh!
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Leave the Bamites alone, someone has to be LSU, Auburn, and MSU’s whippin’ boy!
KC, you forgot to add UL Monroe in there…..HAHA,
GT, not counting the one that the BCS (bullsh*t championship series) gift-wrapped for you last year, how many national championships do you have?
“GT, not counting the one that the BCS (bullsh*t championship series) gift-wrapped for you last year, how many national championships do you have?”
One more than everybody else!
He’ll give a solid verbal to Burger King and then at the last moment, put on a Wendy’s hat, cross the parking lot and start making frosties. His mom will say that he’ll not only be the manager by the end of the day, there are several CEO’s of fast food chains that he could replace today as well.
“riddens.” nice. who says SEC fans are a bunch of inbred GED rejects? oh wait, everyone.
As a Longhorn fan, I now laugh everytime I hear his name.
Remember Bama fans. Saban won the SEC in his second year with LSU. If he doesn’t win the SEC at Alabama this year, then he’s already behind schedule. Hell, he went 8-4 his first year at LSU but could repeat Shula’s 6-6 at Bama.
And Bama was 3 wins better than LSU was when Saban took over each situation (6-6 at Bama vs. 3-9 at LSU). So he’s clearly going into a better situation at Bama than he was at LSU. I really don’t understand.
Maybe it’s simply a case where LSU’s program is better suited for winning big than Bama’s.
By the way, I have some friends in Shreveport. If any of you need a place to stay in late December, I’m sure they can hook you up.
Good riddance to Perrilloux . Hey, Bama not only lost to LSU, they got beat by ULM of the Southland Conference 21-14. Louisiana wasn’t kind to you Bama folks last season.
LSU Tiger Pride - Well, genetics haven’t been too kind to you swamp yokels….can you give me the definition of this word - E V A C U A T E ??
Hey BearBryant! Change your name…..your giving the legend a bad name! You can be a wanna be….but your not the original! Just like LSU had the original Nick Saban….you are getting sloppy left overs! Oh, and since this article is about Ryan…..good luck! I’m sure Alabama might want you since they are taking LSU’s sloppy left overs! Even Mike the tiger would spit that out!
LSU”lady”, your words don’t hurt too bad since they are coming from a woman living in a trailer on stilts giving out her sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc. to anyone that comes rowing by.
BearBryant….Grow up! I don’t have to explain myself to you, but if you think everyone living in Louisiana lives in trailers you must also think we ride aligators to work. Go get an education. I probably make more money than you and your family put together. Especially since I am the owner of a fortune 500 company and I amy assets are worth millions. Oh, Google it…you probably don’t know what that is either!
LSU”lady” - For someone that “doesn’t have to explain” herself to me, you seem to be doing a lot of explaining to me. No, I don’t think you ride alligators (check that spelling) to work, but I do know that you live in a trailer on stilts.
Wow, BearBryant……taking shots at people after Hurricane Katrina? C L A S S Y (maybe you need the definition to this word). Who does that? Do we really need to sink to that level? This is about college football - focus.
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Are these Popeye’s Chicken jokes to be racist?