Linda Darby, on the run for 35 years after escaping prison for the murder of her husband, has been apprehended in the small town of Pulaski, TN.

   It turns out that the not so grieving widow wasn’t so much on the run, but living a quiet, peaceful life in this Tennessee town on the Alabama border where she was easily able to “blend in with the local population”

   In related news, there has been no sexual activity in Pulaski, TN for the last 50 years.

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