With the upcoming season fast approaching, Michael Vick tells NationalSquib that he is ready to put all the off-season troubles behind him and make a run at a title.
   Apparently dedication is not an issue. While most dog fighting rings don’t start their preseason preparations until early August, Vick and his teammates at Bad Newz […]

 
   The New York Daily News recently reported that Viagra has become the performance enhancer of choice among athletes worldwide. Hailed for it’s ability to dialate blood vessels, Viagra helps deliver oxygen, nutrients and performance-enhancing drugs to muscles more efficiently.
   In related news, a new American pole vault record was set Sunday by defending world […]

   Broncos starting running back Travis Henry has been placed on injured reserve with surgery scheduled for early next week. A team spokesman said that while the Broncos hope to have Henry back by fall camp, there is no recovery benchmark for his particular surgery.
   Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a narrowing of the nerve canal in the […]

   Former LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux has hired an agent after being dismissed from the team for repeated rules violations and brushes with the law. While the exact reason for Perrilloux’s dismissal has not been confirmed, his past transgressions have included investigation of counterfeiting, providing false I.D. to enter a casino, causing a disturbance at […]

   During the first round of the NFL draft, the Tennessee Titans brass proved to me that they have the collective brainpower of a box turtle. With their first pick of the 2008 draft, the Titans selected………a running back. Yes, a running back. He should go nicely with the running back they selected with their […]

   New, steamy allegations have embattled pitcher Roger Clemens on the defensive once again. Already fighting accusations of steroid abuse amidst a mountain of evidence, he is now denying accusations of a more personal nature. In a story broken by The New York Daily News, allegations have surfaced in Mr. Clemens’ suit against Brian McNamee […]

   They have had more than their share of off field problems and arrests, even by NFL standards. Now with the most recent arrest and subsequent dismissal of troubled receiver Chris Henry, the Cincinnati Bengals are poised to make NFL history. Adding Henry to their list of trouble-making players currently in jail, on suspension, dead, in […]

   Already injecting itself into recent sports scandals such as the MLB steroids drama, the New England Patriots’ spygate, and most recently the Roger Clemons circus show, The United States Congress is now devoting its full attention to the Harlem Globetrotters. Why? It seems that the Globetrotters’ gaudy win/loss record over the past 20 years has casted doubt among […]

In a recent poll conducted by ABC and ESPN, 52% of fans were cheering against Barry Bonds in his quest to break Hank Aaron’s 755 home run mark, while 47% stated that they would like to see his testicles chewed off by squirrels. The remaining 1% were apparently former employees of BALCO, the bay area […]

   With their ‘07 season off to a horrible start, the New Orleans Saints are no longer healing the community like they did last year. Last season, post Katrina New Orleans rallied around their team’s first winning season in years, easily forgetting that they were just hit by a class 5 hurricane. But as the […]