At a recent appearance at the National Institutes Of Health, a reporter’s question seemed to touch a nerve with the President. When asked if his low approval rating was a mandate for change regarding his policy in Iraq, Bush gave the reporter a lecture on math.
   “Look,” said Bush, “America is a big country […]

   Now that she has a reason to be proud of America for the first time in her life, accounts from her friends and neighbors as the 4th of July approaches paint Michelle Obama as a giddy teenager getting ready for her first school dance. “I’ve never seen her like this before,” stated neighbor Madelyn Crownover, “Usually […]

   The hits just keep on coming for Hillary Clinton’s flagging bid for the Democratic Nomination. Already lagging behind in both the delegate and super-delegate counts with only a few primaries to go, her rival for the nomination has just picked up one of the most coveted endorsements of the Democratic Party.
   Having met with Barack Obama […]

   It apparently started with a simple phone interview with an AP reporter. When asked about his stance on Iran’s defiance towards the U.N. regarding its nuclear program, Obama unwittingly triggered every single word on the F.B.I.’s phone monitoring watchlist. In his response to the Iran question, Obama apparently used the word “nuclear” eight times, […]

Admitting that his campaign is effectively broke, McCain stated, “We are by no means out of this race. We will press forward with our fundraising and continue to get our message out to the American people. Those shoes are $10 for two pair. I only wore them a couple of times.”
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