Now that she has a reason to be proud of America for the first time in her life, accounts from her friends and neighbors as the 4th of July approaches paint Michelle Obama as a giddy teenager getting ready for her first school dance. “I’ve never seen her like this before,” stated neighbor Madelyn Crownover, “Usually […]

   Not quite as appealing as turning water into wine, the astronauts on the international space station will soon be turning urine into drinking water. With the population of the space station scheduled to double next year to six full time residents, NASA was compelled to develop a means to avoid the costly and troublesome […]