After a comment by a reader, we realized that in the April 3 article Obama Gets Coveted “Ludacris” Endorsement, the following line was mis-attributed to Ludacris in his song entitled “Move B#tch” :

Here I come, here I go
UH OH! Don’t jump b#tch, move
You see them headlights? You hear that f#ckin’ crowd?
Start that g#dd#mn show, I’m comin’ through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I f#ck the crowd up - that’s what I do
Young and successful - a s#x symbol
The b#tches want me to f#ck - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
“Oh wazzzupp, get my d#ck sucked, what are yoouu doin’?”
Sidelinin’ my f#ckin’ bussiness
Tryin’ to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these f#ckin’ T.V.’s and jewelry b#tch, tell me that?
No, I ain’t bitter, I don’t give a f#ck
But i’ma tell you like this b#tch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus

   That verse was in fact sung? by his fellow Shakespearean prodigy, Mystikal. Ludacris’ verse is as follows:

OH NO! The fight’s out
I’ma ’bout to punch yo…lights out
Get the F#CK back, guard ya grill
There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still
I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ two
and I been thankin’ of bustin’ you
Upside ya m#therf#ckin’ forehead
And if your friends jump in, “Ohhh gurrlll”, they’ll be mo’ dead
Causin’ confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
It’s not an illusion, we runnin the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your #ss? NO N#GGA!
I’m doin’ a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the F#CK outta my way
I’m D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the F#CK over

   We sincerely regret the mistake and any negative implications it may have had on Barack Obama’s relationship with Ludacris when it is apparent…blah blah blah wonk da wonk bleh…who are we kidding?

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